Американский анекдот

[systemity]

A doctor from Israel says: “In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles,  we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

 

The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person;  we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us....  in the USA, about 3 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....

we made him President of the United States , and now....the whole country is looking for work.

Comments

[shimerli.livejournal.com]

Хорошо!

[mashckoff.livejournal.com]

Прелестно!

Вспоминается анекдот про Хрущова ("пришили уши к $оппе, найденной в шахте"), но Ваш явно лучше.

[alfiyakh.livejournal.com]

Заценила американский юмор, спасибо! :)

[avn475.livejournal.com]

Отлично!

[irinajogan.livejournal.com]

Теперь я патсталом не одна :)))
Завтра проверю реакцию третьего, расскажу :))
Боюсь скажет "Love, what is so funny?" :))

[systemity.livejournal.com]

Если не поймёт, что тут смешного, скажи, что смешно представить, чтобы человек из Кении был бы без яиц

[irinajogan.livejournal.com]

His answer was: " That is no nice! You think it is funny?" :))))))))))))))))))))))))

[systemity.livejournal.com]

Прости меня Ира, но это не лечится!